Sunday, March 20, 2011

Check Out The Condom That Bites

Here's the deal, a brilliant (in my opinion) South African Doctor named Sonnet Ehlers created and is now distributing the world's first anti-rape condom. Apparently there is some argument as to whether or not the device is humane. Really? Please, please point these idiots out. That's all I ask. Who ACTUALLY thinks that a rapist's penis should be treated humanely?

This new condom bites down on a rapist and must be surgically removed. Naturally when said rapist goes to have it surgically removed he'll most likely be arrested. I think that's more than fair. (I still hold that rapists and child molesters should be shot in the head. Problem solved.) So yeah, a biting condom, a little surgery and a quick arrest and conviction sound more than fair to me.

There is a second argument that discusses the possibility that getting snared by a biting condom would likely piss a rapist off and make it more likely that he would kill his victim. Maybe. But frankly I don't buy it. For the most part (twisted though our justice system is) murderers still serve more time than rapists. Once bitten by the condom, the rapist is as good as caught. Now how low does the rapists IQ have to be to realize he's better off going down for rape than for murder? Also, considering the way men curl up like slugs upon being kicked in the family jewels, I think we can safely assume these rape victims have a good 10 minutes or so to get away while the rapist stares in utter shock at the terrifying contraption now painfully attached to his dick.

Read more on the Rape aXe condom here.

A poll just for fun...all those in favor of a bullet say Aye!


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